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Laughing Trip

a lady in a bar walks to the barman

***puts her finger into barman’s mouth***

Barman lustly kisses and lick each finger.

Lady says: Tell your manager there’s no toilet paper! para sa mga manyak jan!

hahaha LAUGH TRIP

Tekken The Movie

\”The Official Trailer\”

How excited are you to see this movie????

Feeling Sorry – Paramore

Feeling Sorry

We still live in the same town, well, don’t we?
But I don’t see you around anymore.
I go to all the same places, not even a trace of you..
Your days are numbered at 24.
And I’m getting bored waiting round for you,
We’re not getting any younger, and I
Won’t look back ’cause there’s no use
It’s time to move forward!

I feel no sympathy,
You lived inside a cave!
You barely get by the rest of us,
You’re trying, there’s no need to apologize,
I’ve got no time for feeling sorry!

I tried not to think of what might happen,
When your reality, finally, cuts through.
Well, as for me, I got out and I’m on the road.
The worst part it that this (THIS!), this could be you.
You know it too, you can’t run from your shame!
You’re not getting any younger, time,
Is passing by, but you waited awake..
It’s time to roll over!

I feel no sympathy,
Paramore Feeling Sorry lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com.com/paramore-feeling-sorry-lyrics.html
You lived inside a cave!
You barely get by the rest of us,
You’re trying, there’s no need to apologize,
I’ve got no time for feeling sorry!

And all the best lies,
They are told with fingers tied!
So cross them tight,
Won’t you promise me tonight
If it’s the last thing you do, you’ll get out..

I feel no sympathy,
You lived inside a cave.
You barely get by the rest of us,
You’re trying, there’s no need to apologize,
I’ve got no time, I’ve got no time!

I feel no sympathy,
You lived inside a cave!
You barely get by the rest of us,
You’re trying, there’s no need to apologize,
Got no time!

I’ve got no time for feeling sorry!
I’ve got no time for feeling sorry!

Story

JUAN:Pre tagayan mo p ako, nag away kami ng misis ko e.

PEDRO:ha,cno nanalo?

JUAN:svhin nlng natin na ang huli kong salita e, Timigil ka nat nagdidilim n ang paningin ko!!

PEDRO: hahaha! bosing k pla e,anong sv nia?

JUAN:d ko na alam, nwalan n ako ng malay e, sakal sakal kc nia o nung cnv ko un!” XD