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The Day The Penis Asked For a Pay Rise

” I hereby request a raise in salary.

Because I do physical labour in great depths.

I don’t get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a wet environment in a dark place that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures and exposes me to contagious diseases.”

Sincerely,

P. Niss



FEW WEEKS LATER….

” After considering your request and the arguements raised,

we reject it for the following reasons:

You are part time and fall asleep after brief work periods.

You need to be stimulated before starting work.

You leave the work rather messy at the end of your shift.

And you don’t observe safety rules such as wearing protective clothing.

You can’t work double shifts and you often dribble!”

Sincerely,

V.Gina

Ungrateful…

Married couple in their sixtys are visited by a fairy who grants them both one wish each.

“I want to travel around the world with my husband,”  said the wife.

2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appeared in her hand…

husband says:

“Sorry love but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me….”

So the fairy waved her wand and the husband becomes 92

MORAL OF THE STORY;

“Men who are ungrateful bastard should remember……”

“FARIES ARE FEMALE.”

*+jhay xin+*

Wonders of the Human mind :)

Can you Read this?

When's Your Monthsary?

"WTH"

Quote

NEVER love if you’re not prepared to be hurt;

NEVER start if you don’t have any plans to finish;

NEVER speak if you aren’t not sincere and don’t mean a thing at all;

and most importantly,

NEVER USE SOMEONE TO MOVE ON…

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