The Day The Penis Asked For a Pay Rise

” I hereby request a raise in salary.

Because I do physical labour in great depths.

I don’t get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a wet environment in a dark place that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures and exposes me to contagious diseases.”


P. Niss


” After considering your request and the arguements raised,

we reject it for the following reasons:

You are part time and fall asleep after brief work periods.

You need to be stimulated before starting work.

You leave the work rather messy at the end of your shift.

And you don’t observe safety rules such as wearing protective clothing.

You can’t work double shifts and you often dribble!”




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