What a Guy Feels Like


Girls need to realise this .

We guys don’t care if you talk to other guys .

We don’t care if you’re friends with other guys .

But when you’re sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off .

It doesn’t help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we’re still there .

We don’t care if a guy calls OR TEXTS you .
but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned .

Nothing is that important at 2am .

Also, when we tell you you’re pretty / beautiful/ gorgeous / cute / stunning, we freaking mean it .

Don’t tell us we’re wrong .

We’ll stop trying to convince you .

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence .

Yeah, you can quote me .

Don’t be mad when we hold the door open .

Take Advantage of the mood im in .

Let us pay for you!
don’t ‘feel bad’
We enjoy doing it .

It’s expected .

Smile and say ‘thank you’ .

Kiss us when no one’s watching .

If you kiss us when you know somebody’s looking, we’ll be more impressed .

You don’t have to get dressed up for us .

If we’re going out with you in the first place, you don’t have to feel the need to
wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own .

We like you for who you are and not what you are .

Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she’s just in her pj’s .

or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up .

Don’t take everything we say seriously .

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it .

Don’t get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don’t talk about how hot Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us .

It’s boring, and we don’t care. You have girlfriends for that .

Whatever happened to the word ‘handsome’/’beautiful’
i’d be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me
with ‘Hey handsome!’ instead of ‘Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy’ or whatever else you can think of .

On the other hand im not sayin’ i woulndnt like it ether 😉

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren’t being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!!!!!

Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population & find someone who will treat you with utter respect .

Someone who will make you smile when you’re at your lowest .

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes .

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel .

Someone who will stop what they’re doing just to look you in the eyes ….and say ‘i love you’ ..and actually mean it.

Give the nice guys a chance.

The Day The Penis Asked For a Pay Rise

” I hereby request a raise in salary.

Because I do physical labour in great depths.

I don’t get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a wet environment in a dark place that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures and exposes me to contagious diseases.”


P. Niss


” After considering your request and the arguements raised,

we reject it for the following reasons:

You are part time and fall asleep after brief work periods.

You need to be stimulated before starting work.

You leave the work rather messy at the end of your shift.

And you don’t observe safety rules such as wearing protective clothing.

You can’t work double shifts and you often dribble!”




Married couple in their sixtys are visited by a fairy who grants them both one wish each.

“I want to travel around the world with my husband,”  said the wife.

2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appeared in her hand…

husband says:

“Sorry love but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me….”

So the fairy waved her wand and the husband becomes 92


“Men who are ungrateful bastard should remember……”


*+jhay xin+*

When's Your Monthsary?



NEVER love if you’re not prepared to be hurt;

NEVER start if you don’t have any plans to finish;

NEVER speak if you aren’t not sincere and don’t mean a thing at all;

and most importantly,



A man lives on the tenth floor of a building.

Everyday,  he takes the elevator to go down to the ground floor to go to work or shop.

When he returns, he takes the elevator to to the seventh floor and walks up the stairs to reach his apartment in the tenth floor.

He hates walking but why he does it?

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